NewsLaugh Exclusive! The American Umpire: Conducting the American Empire in a Way Thats as Fair as the Calls in Yankee Stadium

In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, recommends how today’s America, saddled with the burdens of inadvertent empire, could conduct itself so Americans are happy about how we’re doing and the rest of the world might actually either approve or have a hard time disapproving of our behavior. We behave as if we’re the American Umpire, that is, we call the balls and strikes in the global games based on the principle we’ve all grown up with, can understand, and most of the world even admires: fair play. And, being the ump, we expect the players to respond with good sportsmanship, no matter which way the calls go. (PRWEB Oct 3, 2006) Trackback URL: http://prweb.com/pingpr.php/RmFsdS1Db3VwLUhvcnItU3VtbS1JbnNlLVplcm8=

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